Just got as rollocking from the wife for not spending long enough at the kitchen table during the day. With no PC, no Tv in there, and my wife, a 2 year old and a 5 month old to spend time with in there jeez they take about 45 minutes per meal that's 2 hours a day spent in the kitchen. Well 15 minutes sounds fair to me! Per mealtime. Oh and I don't want to talk to her or spend time with her. Last night we stayed in and watched Girl with the dragon tattoo and we have just got back from a day out at west midlands safari park. We just got back from holiday. I'm obviously a shit husband who can't be bothered to spend time with his family. Can't wait to go back to work.

Okay so what's been going on?

Well this happened! Name's Jonah he's a little smasher!